there was an an emotion explosion on main street
fists were flying and so were the feet
little sedan rear gets ended
little sedan drivers patients expended


theres no speeding on main street im gunna have to beat you up
and for all of you who like to speed i guess your shit out of luck


cause he yelled and he screamed
and if you were there you would see what i mean
his monster side was put to motion
you could say he had an emotion explosion


there was an emotion explosion in 524
so loud we all ran to the door
not really sure why he got so mad
i guess its because a flex off couldn't be had


and theres no jumping in the science wing
im gunna have to write you up
for all of you who like to jump i guess your shit out of luck


there was an emotion explosion in fenway park
when the homplate up missed the mark
home team fan over reacted
home team fan threw trashed screamed you bastard


and theres no bad calls in fenway park im gunna have to get you fired
you know that was a ball you stupid fuck i hate liars